Let’s Talk A Little Bit About #MascaraProblems…

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This is a collaborative post is all about mascara. And its potential woes…

Mascara can be a wonderful thing – a desert island essential and the one thing most women won’t leave the house without – it makes us look awake and opens up our peepers to give us that pretty, girly look. However, mascara can also be the beauty bane of our lives and when it goes wrong, it really goes wrong. Here are some of our most common #mascaraproblems…

The Eye Poke

You’ve slept in, you’re blurry eyed and you’re trying to balance throwing on some clothes with gulping down a scolding hot coffee and doing your makeup – it’s never going to end well. How it often does end, is with a mascara wand being prodded into your eyeball, blinding you for a good few minutes and consequently making you even later for work. Not ideal.

Over-Zealous Hairdressers

A trip to the hairdressers is supposed to be a relaxing experience, but often, that’s just not the case when you’re at the mercy of an over-zealous hair washer. Not only do you leave with an aching neck after being sat over one of those hellishly uncomfortable sinks, but you’re also subjected to several face-fulls of water as your hairdresser carelessly tries to rinse the conditioner from your locks. Ten minutes later you’re left with black smudges around your eyes and streaky foundation, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it. Hairdressers, take note: invest in more comfortable sink seats from Capital Hair & Beauty and be more careful in future!

The ‘Les Mis Effect’

Anybody who saw Les Miserables at the cinema will be well aware of what I’m talking about here. Going to see a sad film at the cinema will inevitably result in you walking out looking like a clown; tear-stained foundation and panda eyes, anyone? It’s happened to all of us, but seen as Les Mis has to be the biggest tear-jerker we’ve ever come across, we’re dubbing this the ‘Les Mis Effect’. Mascara lovers, be warned!

Won’t-Budge Waterproofs

On the other end of the spectrum, the problem isn’t getting some mascaras to stay on, but rather the issue lies with getting them off. Some waterproof mascaras are so determined never to run, smudge or budge, that they’re actually impossible to remove. You can try oils and all the best eye-makeup removers in the world, but you can never quite get it all off. In the process of trying though, you end up with sore eyes and a few less eyelashes than you had when you started. You just can’t win!

Wet ‘n Wild giveaway – Win Fergie’s Best sellers!

My darling friends at Wet ‘n Wild are hosting this amaziiiiing giveaway for Clumps of Mascara readers and I couldn’t be more excited about it. We all know how much I adore Wet ‘n Wild everything. And I know how many of you are in love with this iconic drugstore brand. Who wants to win the bestsellers from the Fergie line? You do, of course!

Look!

Wet n Wild Beauty

I knew you’d want it. And if it’s not exactly up your alley (which I bet is unlikely), maybe you can win it and give it away to your favorite beauty lovers for the holidays? Enter the Rafflecopter below for your chance to win.

Good luuuuuck!

 

[A winner has been selected. Congrats to Maria in Florida!]

A Month of Thanks 2013: Day 7 –Sunsets

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I could have easily done a super long post on how thankful I am for my baby girl (since today she’s 10 months old) but I remembered that I already wrote about her. Ha! I have no problems with being obsessed with my child. She’s awesome.

But today I found myself being so thankful for sunsets. There is something is magical about them. I’m not a fan of it getting darker earlier but the sunsets I’ve been able to catch this week have been breathtaking.

OPI Limited Edition MISS UNIVERSE nail polish collection

Back in September (how is it already November???) OPI released a small collection of 3 polishes showing love to the Miss. Universe pageant. Each polish came with an adorable complementary bejeweled crown ring. Which is just the perfect touch, darling. I received these for review and while they aren’t terrible unique, they are still stunning to look at.

OPI MISS UNIVERSE nail polish collection

Even on my nubs.

OPI I’m Feeling Sashy

I’m Feeling Sashy is a dusty purple and OPI does a great job at producing creamy muted purples like these. It reminds me a lot of Parlez-vous OPI, a very popular shade from OPI from back in the day.

OPI Miss You-niverse

Miss You-niverse is a deep black plum that looks almost black. It’ll make for a great Fall color and it’s just screaming to to be topped off with a shimmery or glitter top coat.

OPI The Gown Needs A Crown

 

The Gown Needs A Crown is a textured matte platinum. We’ve seen the satin finish from OPI before and I’ve always been a fan of it. I loooove this polish so hard. The smoothness of the polish just looks stunning. It’s sheer perfection!

 

OPI MISS UNIVERSE collection

I applied 3 coats for each polish and didn’t have any problems with them. If you’re loving any of these you better hop to it and snag them with the quickness. I’ve spotted them at ULTA but I’m not sure how long they’ll last!

A Month of Thanks 2013: Day 6 – Greeeeens!

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I didn’t always like salad. And then I met Esposo who has turned me into a salad snob. I won’t touch iceberg and romaine. Oh noooo. I need my arugula, spinach and red cabbage. I LOVE greens so so much. I can eat spinach raw. I can eat it in a smoothie, for breakfast, steamed, on a train, on a plane…you get where I’m goin’.

I am so thankful for greens and how nourishing they are. How diverse they are. And how good they are.

 

 

My Dove Hair Update + Get FREE samples!

So remember that time I reviewed Dove’s Daily Moisture Shampoo and Conditioner and I talked about how awesome they were? Welllll I’m back with a mini-update of how the products have been doing on my hurr.

Dove Shampoo and Conditioner

This Glam sponsored-post gave me the opportunity to dive back into Dove products and it has been my first time dancin’ with their hair care products since I’ve been rockin’ the short do. The weather is getting cooler (yay?) and that coupled with my hair growing at the speed of light is bringing about some crazy thangs. For one thing, my hair is already getting drier! How is that even possible? The good news is, I’ve been getting extra moisturization thanks to the Dove Condish. I don’t wash my hair daily but when I do, I slather that stuff all over, wait for it to do its magic and yeahhhhh.

I took this picture some weeks ago and posted it to Instagram under the #DoveGreatHairDay hashtag. And you better believe that if I had hurr I’d be flippin’ it right about now.

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That’s me and my girl Courtney from Phyrra.net out to dinner.

What’s that you say? You want to try Dove’s Daily Moisture Shampoo and Conditioner? Hurry and submit your information to get some free samples courtesy of Glam. And by hurry I mean right now, girlfriend. They are only giving away 500 samples. Eek!!

Dove understands that having beautiful, healthy-looking hair gives you the confidence to feel your best. Whether your hair is dry or damaged, Dove has a tailor-made solution for your hair care needs. After just one wash hair is shiny, healthy-looking and full of life. Thanks to Dove, you can look and feel beautiful from the inside out.

Disclosure: Compensation was provided by Dove via Glam Media. The opinions expressed herein are those of the author and are not indicative of the opinions or positions of Dove.”

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A Month of Thanks 2013: Day 5 – That feeling I get when I run.

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I’m not an athlete. Far from it. I didn’t really get into an active lifestyle until college. And it was post-college where I met running. I’m not the running “type”. I’m an amazon woman with big boobage and I don’t fit the running model. But honey, I love to run. I am so thankful for it. When I run I’m not thinking of the calories that I’m burning. I have no stresses. I just run. I don’t care about speed. I have my own mini goals and try to reach them. I feel like an Olympian at the end of a run. My body feels wrecked but mentally I am on a high. I love that feeling. I love how strong I feel.

Wish me luck! I’m running (will probably be doing a great mix of walk-jog but whatever…) a 5K next week!