Home Beauty: Interior Design with Easy Canvas Prints

I’m no interior designer. Far from it, in fact. But I do know that I love reflecting my personal style when it comes to my living space. I want people to be able to walk into my house and not only feel comfortable, but walk around at marvel and the photos and paintings and my wall. Which probably sounds a little vain. Ha! But I can’t help it. After graduating from high school, I left home and went from dorm rooms and apartments and had more than my share of roommates. It’s hard to be creative when you’ve got roommates. The minute I got my own place, I got my van Gogh on.

Each and every bit of wall art was designed by me.

Yep. I painted those canvases.

And those are pictures that I’ve taken. I take so much pride in my pictures and love putting them on display. And while I’m no painter, I find it therapeutic to mess around in acrylic paints every now and then.

Esposo helped with that one but it was still my vision. 😉 What’s better than personal photos or handmade canvases?

A personal photo ON a canvas.

Isn’t that amaziiiiing? I couldn’t think of anything better to put on a 11×14 canvas than the wonderful memory that was the Lucky Dior party. I probably should not have selected Image Wrapping. But because I did, you can only see a bit of my face in the canvas. Ha!

Easy Canvas Print was gracious enough to provide me with the opportunity to order my own canvas. Twas the easiest thing I’ve ever done. I uploaded a photo, selected my size and placed my order. One of the best features of the website is being able to get an idea of how large your canvas would be when compared to a 7-foot long sofa.

I suck at measurements so I would have never been able to figure that out on my own. 11×14 (retailing for $46.52) is an ideal size. It was larger than I thought it would be.

I live in a 1 bedroom apartment (formerly known as The Bachelorette Pad) and so my dining room is also my office, beauty room, library and Clumps of Mascara headquarters. When Esposo and I move into a larger place in the Spring, this canvas will be in fine fashion with my other beauty stuffs in the Beauty Room.

These canvases will make PERFECT holiday gifts. Especially for newlyweds, new parents, photographers or people like me who really love showcasing memories. Oh! And if you LIKE Easy Canvas Prints on Facebook, you can get 50% off and FREE shipping on your next order. Woot! And speaking of their Facebook page, I’ve seen so many beautiful canvases that I’m in the process of ordering another one. Yup! I enjoyed the many shipping options (I ended up paying extra for faster shipping – I’m so impatient!) and the canvas arrived in tip top condition. The quality of the canvas is outstanding and I can’t wait to get my next order.

Easy Canvas Prints rocks! Are you big on decorating your home?

TMI Tuesday: Wait, you’ve never been to the gynecologist?

I have been getting so many emails about future posts to do for TMI Tuesdays. Some were a little out there (and not in a good way) but most were great discussion topics that I think a lot of us gals can relate to.

Take going to the gynecologist, for example. Linda in Arizona suggested that I do a post on the importance of going to the gyno.

Here’s the thing about going to the gyno…there’s nothing pretty about it. It isn’t like going to the dentist where you may leave with a bag of dental goodies and whatnot. Going to the gyno is a total invasion of privacy. There is nothing exciting or fun about whipping your panties off, sliding your feet into metal stirrups and having your girly parts examined by someone who don’t even know THAT well.

But, my sisters…it has to get done. There’s no way around it. Every woman should be getting pap smears regularly. It makes no sense for us to spend hundreds and thousands of dollars on beautifying our bodies on the outside just to ignore our reproductive systems. Seriously y’all.

I was chit chatting with a girlfriend of mine a few weeks ago about how annoyed I get about having to go to the gyno. I’m all like…

“I hate when my gyno asks me questions while she’s feeling around my cervix. I mean, does she really think I care to answer random questions while I feel her hand on the inside of my stomach? Don’t you hate when that happens?”

Girlfriend of mine goes silent. Which is totally uncharacteristic for her. And then she says it.

“Well,” she says. “I’ve never been to the gynecologist.”

And I’m just like…

…because in some warped world, I think that most women my age have been to the gyno at least once. I get that health insurance is sky high. I also understand the fear of doctors’ offices. However, I know that there are free pap smears at health fairs and clinics. As women, we have got to care about our reproductive health the same way (if not more) we care about new lipglosses, shoes and purses. Unlike a purse or a new hairstyle, investing in your reproductive health can be the difference between life and death.

As a matter of fact, instead of texting your gal pal if to see if she’s seen the newest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s (gags), keep it real and say, “Hey sister friend, you’ve been to the gynecologist in the past year, haven’t you?” And if she hasn’t, don’t judge her but motivate her to make an appointment with the quickness.

‘Fess up. Are you a woman who has never been to a gynecologist? Or maybe you have gone and have some tips for those who haven’t been just yet. And what’s your preference? A male gynecologist or lady gynecologist? Or does it not matter? While my current gynecologist is a man, I much prefer a lady. I mean, I’m sure he’s seen fifty ‘leven vags in his lifetime and mine is no different, but still….

What say you?

Happy Thanksgiving 2011!

Is it just me or is Fall prettier this year? I didn’t even know Florida had Fall. I’m so used to seeing green trees and green grass but for the first time EVER, I’ve been falling in love with the changing of the season.

Mama Clumps’ house is decked out to the fullest.

…and with just a few Christmas-y stuffs on the horizon.

I so love this time of year. And I so love my Clumps of Mascara and I am beyond thankful for your love and support.

Loves y’all and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

TMI Tuesday: Aunt Flow’s Baggage

My first capture of leaves changing in FL. Woot!

Okay, I don’t think I’ve ever done a “TMI Tuesday” post, but let’s pretend that it’s a normal act here on Clumps of Mascara, mkay? Although I can be quite prude-ish, I really do enjoy TMI (too much information) conversation. It’s the free spirit neo-hippie in me and discussing things that used to be taboo can be enlightening and informative.

But of course, I’m a little immature so they can be funny too. 8)

One of my favorite TMI discussions that I love rapping with my gal pals is talking about our periods. As much as I haaaaaaate that red monster, I find it fascinating. I think our reproductive systems are just so complex and interesting. I could talk about it all day. Especially since, growing up, I didn’t talk about it much. You know, because everyone was so embarrassed or whatever. I don’t really care anymore. The fact of the matter is, women all over the world have periods, will have periods or had periods. We are all in sync. I’ll be Justin (haha, see what I did there?).

Soooo, while I’ve always been a pad wearer (because tampons are just too painful for me considering I’ve suffered from dysmenorrhea for years), I’m thinking about switching to using menstrual cups. I’ve got my eyes on the Diva Cup. Have an open mind here, okay? There’s nothing particularly attractive about ANY of Aunt Flow’s baggage, but in attempts to green up my life a bit, a menstrual cup sounds, dare I say it….cool.

Some of y’all out there are probably already freaking out and when I first heard about menstrual cups, I was too. I was all like,

“Wait, so there’s basically a cup of blood just chillin’ under my cervix?”

“Won’t it spill or leak out?”

“It’s reusable? But how….” 

“Won’t it hurt going in?”

And while I haven’t tried the Diva Cup yet, my apprehension has been eased a bit after reading a very honest blog post from one of my favorite bloggers. In her comment section, many women admit to using the Diva Cup and products like it. Soooo, they are saving a crap ton of money (Diva Cup @ $30 can last for 10 years) and they aren’t exposing their lady parts to chemically saturated pads and tampons. Aaaaand, they aren’t clogging landfills. Excuse me, but with that many benefits, shouldn’t we all be wearing menstrual cups?


The learning curve will probably suck for me but I’m willing to give it a try. And as Caitlin mentioned in her post, she felt using the menstrual cup helped her be a little more connected to her period because she was able to monitor her flow. That part sold me. I’m obsessed with my reproductive health and I like the idea of being able to see what’s goin’ on up and around there. A girlfriend of mine said she used to be squeamish at the thought of it but figured if she could pick her dog’s poop a few times a day, getting that close to her own body’s fluids wouldn’t be THAT bad.

So yeah. I’m going to give the Diva Cup a try.

What do you think? Would you try menstrual cups or do you think you’ll stick to pads and tampons?

Also — let me know what you think about these kind of posts. If you have any ideas for what we can talk about on TMI Tuesday, let a sista know. 8) Or, if TMI Tuesday scares you a bit, let me know that too.


The Lipstick League: Weekly Links, Volume 25

Yay for another post from the The Lipstick League! We are a group of beauty bloggers, bound together by the desire to save the world with beauty, one post at a time!

Vampy Varnish – Don’t read this review of Fortune Cookie Soap Holiday Goodies! if you are hungry!

we heart this – screams “toe pick!” And you understand that reference you may want to check out the MAC Glitter and Ice collection.

Beauty Junkies Unite – Check out the review and swatches of the Urban Decay Mariposa Palette, it’s an affordable alternative to some of their pricier palettes!

Clumps of Mascara – did something crazy on 11/11/11. She got married!

Gouldylox Reviews – I love shadow sticks in general, but are some of my absolute favorites. Check out this great holiday gift pack from Tarte!

Krasey Beauty – Love cosmetics with a kick? Check out the newest additions from Benefit Cosmetics!

Nouveau Cheap – A DIY home nail art stamping kit that you can get at the drugstore for under $10?? Find out if it’s a dream come true or too good to be true.

Pink Sith – Is in love with the new Cyber Eyes Eyeshadows from Estee Lauder.

Prime Beauty – faces and conquers her fear of mineral makeup with the help of Purely Cosmetics. Now, if she only overcome her irrational fear small furry animals.

Phyrra – Phyrra’s Independent Spotlight with Concrete Minerals is one to be thankful for!


Question of the Week:

If you could eliminate one thing from your morning beauty routine, so that you never had to do it again, what would it be?

B says, “I have such a low maintenance routine that I don’t think I’d have to eliminate anything.”

What about youuuu?

See you next week!

~The Lipstick League


And the next wet ‘n wild beauty ambassador is….

Soooo, guess who the next wet ‘n wild beauty ambassador is?

Meeeee! I am so flippin’ excited. Being next month’s wet ‘n wild beauty ambassador means that I’ll be letting you know about alllllll of the newest wnw products hitting shelves. And who knows….maybe I’ll throw a wet ‘n wild beauty party and throw some giveaways in them mix. 😉

In the meantime, let me know what you’d like to see from wet ‘n wild and if you aren’t already following them on Facebook and Twitter, hope to it.

My most recent wet ‘n wild posts:

Wet ‘n Wild Diamond in the Rough
Wet ‘n Wild MegaLash Clinical mascara
Wet ‘n Wild Saved by the Blue nail polish
Wet ‘n Wild SaGreena the Teenage Witch polish
FOTD Friday: Hot pink lids + cherry lips
My Top 10 Favorite Drugstore Make Up Brands

Introducing…Mr. and Mrs. Clumps of Mascara!

Surprise! Most folx have been like, “Is this a joke, B? We didn’t even know you were dating someone!”  What can I say? I’m not one of those gals that is alwaaaays talking about her boyfriend. It took quite some time for The Guy to make his appearance on Clumps of Mascara. Despite sharing a lot of my life online, there is one thing that I like to keep private…my relationship. Don’t get me wrong. Some bloggers do a great job at publicly talking about their spouses and significant others and posting their pictures from time to time. Simply put…

…that ain’t how I roll. Am I head over heels in love with my best friend? Yup. Do I blog about it? Nope. Our love is our love and quite frankly, I think it’s better expressed between us than over blogs and social media. Especially on Facebook. I also kept my relationship status on Facebook hidden. I’m so old fashioned. I don’t believe in telling the world that you’re in a relationship or shacking up. I know. I’m just weird like that.

The Esposo (Mr .Clumps’ official name b/c I HATE the names Hubs and Hubby) is everything I prayed for. He’s a musical genius that is ridiculously talented in so many areas. He’s the one that stayed up until 2am almost every night to help get Clumps rolling again when a virus attacked it. He supports me when I have beauty events. Whether it’s take pictures or helping me brainstorm, Esposo is there to bring about his geeky commentary. Falling in love with him was just the icing on the cake. Marrying him on 11/11/11 just felt….right.

Many young girls and women have fantasies of having huge weddings with a beautiful white dress and being surrounded by friends and family members. I think that’s a beautiful vision. But unfortunately, it wasn’t what I wanted. Aaaaand, let’s face it. Even budget weddings can be pricey. Call me crazy, but I’d rather pay Sallie Mae off then invest a few thousand dollars in a wedding. Sure we could have asked our parents but at the end of the day, we would have much preferred to do something and private between the two of us. And so we did. Plus, what’s more important? A huge wedding or a debt-free life? Um….yeah.

A lot of our friends and family members were offended that we didn’t invite them. Instead of congratulating us, they questioned WHY we were doing it this way. I get it. I get that people wanted to celebrate with us. But at the same time, I hope they realize that the love Esposo and I share trump any overpriced occasion. While we didn’t want to go into debt for a wedding, we also wanted to make something special of our union. I thought I would be bummed out about not having this big ole’ wedding. I thought I’d miss not wearing a wedding dress but I didn’t .

Yep. I wore a t-shirt. Got it on sale for $10. Woot! After our wedding, we went to one of our favorite places…

But of course. I think all brides and grooms (who are big kids) should celebrate their weddings at Disney. The congrats, treats and freebies made the day even better. We were both on cloud nine the entire day. Which is all I could have ever asked for on my wedding date.

I have no regrets and would not have changed a thing. The support of those of us that love us means the world to me. It’s not easy for everyone to understand an un-traditional wedding. Especially in America where many women empty their bank accounts to afford their weddings. I’m glad we did it this way. I like the idea of focusing on a marriage first instead of the wedding. And who says we can’t have a wedding somewhere down the line?  We plan to take couple pictures soon and have a slew of mini honeymoons that we plan to take in 2012. New Orleans and the Bahamas are up next!

I’m happy. And those who have been around Esposo and I can see that. A few years ago I labeled myself as chronically single. I attended the weddings of friends and while happy for them, I questioned if there was someone out there for me. While I enjoyed being a single woman, I also thought about falling in love, getting married and starting a family with that special someone.

It’s funny what happens when you just let go.

It’s mega cliche but things really start happening when you least expect it. God’s love and love from friends and family members is the one thing that kept me going when I wanted to give up.

Let love live.


Oh! And folx have been asking me if we have a registry. I recently did one on Target. Feels kinda weird putting it out there but I’ve always been told to not get in the way of people wanting to give.



The Lipstick League: Weekly Links, Volume 24

Yay for another post from the The Lipstick League! We are a group of beauty bloggers, bound together by the desire to save the world with beauty, one post at a time!

Phyrra – takes you on a tour under the sea in a cephalopod’s garden full of wonder, Octopus Stew.

Vampy Varnish – thinks if you like the look and feel of cookie dough you will love the “yummy” Lush Buche De Noel Facial Cleanser!

we heart this – has a 20% off Ricky’s NYC coupon code for you, plus a look at a recent haul. Lighted tweezers and olive oil infused brushes anyone?

Beauty Junkies Unite – Amber checks out four shades of the latest lip innovation from Revlon, ColorBurst Lip Butter. Was it a rant, or a rave?

Clumps of Mascara – was asked by Lucky Mag to host a Dior Pretty Party and oh my words…it was awesoooome!

EauMG – Even if you’re wearing sweat pants and Ugg boots, you can smell like a 1950’s fashion model with this niche French fragrance.

Gouldylox Reviews – Want to look younger today? Check out some of these tips and see if any inspire you to try something different!

Lipglossiping – wants to know your favourite desserts! Share your love for pud and you might win a very limited edition Vaseline Creme Brulee Lip Therapy Tin!

Nouveau Cheap – reveals her definitive list of Holy Grail Drugstore Beauty Products.

Pink Sith – Asks, Is the Addiction Eyeshadow in Flashback the Best Taupe Eyeshadow Ever or BESTEST Taupe Eyeshadow ever?

Prime Beauty – Prime Beauty is Mad About Jouer’s New Fall Collection!


Question of the Week:

What was your last beauty related impulse purchase?

B says, “Those Ice Baby polishes by Wet ‘n Wild. I spotted them and hauled every single one. I NEVER do that.”

Go ahead…share your last beauty impulse purchase.

See you next week!

~The Lipstick League