Glitter bombs from Hard Candy

I don’t care how old I get, I’m always going to love glitter. I’ve heard these stories about how women should over a certain age shouldn’t wear glitter. Whatever yo. I’ll be 93 years old with glitter on my nails and won’t give a darn what anyone says. Shoooot. Life is short, wear glitter. Hard Candy would agree with me.

Who knew they had so many glitter bomb-y type products? I didn’t!

Check out this Eye Def creamy eye shadow for example:

While my oily eyelids won’t let me get down with creamy eyeshadows, I absolutely love the intense glitter in this baby.

In fact, there is so much glitter in it, that when you smooth it out, it becomes more of a pewter grew with a punch of magenta glitter. That said, this will probably be worn best solo than as a base. Throwing another shadow on top will take away from the awesomeness that is this Eye Def. If you’ve got oily lids like me, you better wear a primer. Not a bad deal for $6. These Eye Def shadows also come 7 other stunning shades. If you’d rather have your glitter be a little more versatile, check out the Show Girl All Over Body Glitter for under $4.

This is your basic arts and crafts-type glitter. And it’s loose alright.

Use too much of it and it will be everywheeeere.

Buuuut, if you need something a little more concentrated, there’s the Glitteratzi Body Spray for $6.23.

The distribution of glitter was there but the fragrance was just so…unpretty.

Yep. You’re better off rolling with the loose glitter. Still. If you’re a lover of glittah, Hard Candy at Walmart has you covered.

Gettin’ down with the brows: Black Opal’s Brow Shaper

Let’s talk about something that I hardly EVER discuss on Clumps of Mascara. Brows. I am a simple brow girl. I get these bad boys threaded every 2-3 weeks, brush ’em daily and keep on moving. Even when they start growing out of control the hairs start looking unruly, I don’t bother with trying to tame them. Less is more for me and I don’t have the time or patience to do a ton of sculpting, trimming, drawing and fancy-ing when it comes to my brows. Plus, believe it or not, I really appreciate my thicker brows. Even if they are nuts. Nothing like a waxing incident gone bad to help you appreciate what you’ve got. I got my brows destroyed by this waxer in Los Angeles over 4 years ago. Twas the worst of times.

Imagine my surprise when I ran into an eyebrow product that I actually really like. Say hello to Black Opal’s Brow Shaper.

This online exclusive $7 brow palette promises to “Achieve the look of professionally styled brows with this powder in a natural-looking shade, ideal for shaping, contouring and defining brows effortlessly. It’s the perfect quick-fix to sculpt, accentuate arches and supplement areas where brow hair is sparse.” (source)

Well, that doesn’t sound so bad. I’ll leave the conturing thing to the brow kings and queens of the world, though. The most use I will get from a product like this is filling in those sparse hairs. Because no one really has perfect eyebrows. Except blogger Saimese but we digress. 8)

I think that this product only comes in one shade and that’s “Medium”. The website didn’t show any other options but I do think they should have at least one lighter shade. Medium, however, works good for me.

It isn’t perfect but it conceals well on my brows. I will probably be using this baby as an eyeshadow too because it is one intense matte with a nice and long-lasting finish.

The angled brush that comes with the set isn’t really worth much so do yourself a favor and use your favorite angled brush. I have one from Crown Brushes and used it to only fill in and slightly define my brows. Take one of my brows before…

Not too much of a tragedy, right? I did some dipping and dabbing…

Not too bad, uh? Adding some of the powder made my arch stand-out a little better.

I topped the brows off with some brow gel and was happy to see it last all day. Not bad for a smooth 7-bucks. You can snag this from

Are you a low-maintenance brow gal or do you like to go all out and spruce yours up?

Amor de Lacquer: Orly Holiday Soiree collection

Yay! Another pretty cool nail polish collection from Orly!

Orly is back for the holidays and hitting us with one unique holiday collection. Because nail polish brands have been giving us holiday collections for many years now, they can become a little redundant. Most brands play it safe and stick with different variations of reds and greens. So glad to see Orly step outside of the box. Woot!

Androgynie is described as a black with multicolor glitter and this is perhaps the one shade of the collection that has nail polish lovers going gaga. This shade is absolutely stunning. From hexagon glitter to beautiful holographic glittery specs, this polish has it all. However, because of the thin black base, the glitter just sinks to the bottom of the bottle. Your best bet is to roll this baby on its side or turn it upside down a few minutes before applying. Yeah, that’s a little too much trouble but this polish is worth it.

Ma Cherie is a red creme that has certainly been done before. Although watery, I managed to reach an opaque finish with only one coat. That kinda rocks.

Oui is a purple multicolor shimmer that looks stunning in natural lighting. I can’t wait for my nails to grow back because I think this will look 10x better on my longer nails than on my nubbies.

Au Champagne is described as a white frosted matte and I am in looooove with this shade. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a beautiful frosty white. It wasn’t as watery as its siblings and while it took a good 3 coats to reach an opaque finish, I absolutely loved the outcome of this. Looks like buttercream frosting on my nails. Yummy!

Ingénue is a pink multicolor shimmer that is the pinker version of Ma Cherie. Even with 2 coats it wasn’t as opaque as I wanted it to be. I can still see my nail line.

Le Chateau is a dark creme green that actually looks black. In fact, the only time it looked green was when I was standing outside. Some people have issues with navy blues and dark greens that look black but it’s never bothered me. At the very least, it’ll make a fab base for layering. I added a coat of Glitter Gal’s Lizard Belly on my ring ringer just for fun.

Must Haves:
-Androgynie: While it takes some work for its true splendor to really shine, this polish is just magnificent. Even looking at the bottle puts me in a trance.
-Au Champagne: Best white polish ever. EVER.

These polishes seemed to be a little more watery than usual. While not a complete turn-off, you’ll definitely want to use very small brush strokes when applying them. Not a bad holiday collection. They stuck with the red and green but added a few gems to the collection and that’s always pleasing to us nail polish lovers. If you catch these in Sally Beauty Supply, they wil probably come with cute ‘n portable nail files. I think they’ll work well as stocking stuffers, but you know this nail file snob only uses crystal nail files.

See any you like?

Amor de Lacquer….the series all about nail polish and nail care! Send your requests,
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Essence has the cheapest and bestest gel liners ever!

When it comes to gel eyeliners, very rarely do I venture off to different brands. I stick with what I know and what I’ve known for many years has been MAC’s Fluidline. Now don’t give me that look. I’m not one of those “I wear MAC everything” kind of gals. In fact, most of my makeup collection ain’t MAC Cosmetics. But let’s face it…when it comes to gel liners, MAC knows what they’re doing. I’ve tried many brands of gel liners and haven’t found one that’s comparable to my beloved Fluidline.

Until I ran into Essence’s Gel Eyeliner.

O.M.G!!!!  Why didn’t y’all tell me how fantastic this eyeliner is? And it’s only $3.49 too! Hollers!

My only gripe with these gel liners is that there are only 3 shades of them. Not pictured is a a black called Midnight in Paris and then you’ve London Baby (brown) and Berlin Rocks (purple). These are just fantastic. I found the consistency to be a little more fluid than MAC’s Fluidlines. They are creamier and because of that, applying on the lower lashline may be a little challenging. When applying with a brush or your finger, you may have to go over your lines a second time. Essence’s liners will also work beautifully as eyeshadow bases. I do, however, recommend wearing a primer first. Especially if you’re like me and have super oily lids.

Okay, this is weird – although the the packaging pictures of London Baby looked to be brown online, I found it to be more on the dark blue-ish/gray side. Which doesn’t bother me a bit considering I don’t own any eyeliners this color. Aaaand, I was surprised at how long these stayed put. I got a good 12+ hours of wear time with London Baby on and that was during a workout.

*sigh* These liners are so dreamy.

I love everything about Essence. But you already knew that, uh? Have you tried their gel liners yet?

Cost: $3.49 a piece
Where to Buy: Ulta and
Best For:
Gel eyeliner lovers.
MAC Fluidline lovers who want to try a cheaper version of gel liners

Mascara Monday: Rimmel Sexy Curves Full Body mascara

Okay, so it’s not Rimmel’s fault but their mascaras are starting to run in together for me. I am having a hard time setting them apart. I guess that’s a good thing because that means they have A LOT to choose from but for a beauty editor, me head gets all kinds of confused. I know, I should really just suck it up, uh? Let’s see if this mascara can leave a lasting mark…


Price: $7.50 from Ulta and
Packaging (brush wand): 4 out of 5
Overall: 3 out of 5

What It Claims: Per the packaging…

The Truth: This wand looks like something I’ve seen before.

What I Loved About It: It does a great job at really bringing those lashes out there.

What I Didn’t Like: It flakes within hours. Which really sucks.

Overall: The problem with reviewing so many mascaras is that I tend to forget the properties of each one. Unless a mascara was REALLY good or just terrible, I can’t always remember how the other 140-somethin’ worked for me. Sometimes people will email me and ask me “Hey, what did you think about this mascara.” and I usually have to refer to my own blog posts about said mascara. Ha!!! Is that weird? Probably.

Anywhoovers, this mascara’s wand looks like another mascara’s wand and I just can’t put my finger on which one. I’m almost positive that it’s an Asian-mascara but don’t take my word for it. But we digress….according to Rimmel, this mascara really dosen’t seem to be all that different from the original Sexy Curves. In fact, the only difference that I can note from packaging and claims alone is that Sexy Curves Full Body has a different wand. That’s it. Formula-wise, it has a nice consistency without being too thin or thick. I’ve talked with several beauty gals who said that they have issues with Rimmel’s mascara formula. I have always found it easy to apply and didn’t have any issues with it with initial application. However, hours AFTER application is a different story.

While I really liked the volume and length that this mascara, it simply flaked away after a few hours. I simply can’t with flaky mascaras. There should be signs on the highway that say “Don’t Drive and Wear Flaky Mascara”. Like fo reals. Mascaras that flake can get caught up in your eyes and cause some serious damage. That didn’t happen with me and Sexy Curves Full Body but it could have. And that would have really sucked.

Maybe I had an old tube. Maybe it would have done better over an eyelash primer? Maybe. That said, the only reason why this mascara has such an average score is because of its flakiness. Everything else was up to par and its flaking is the one thing that kept it from having a perfect score.




Bare Lashes

Lashes after 3 coats


Do I recommend it?: I’m not sure if there’s a waterproof version of but if there is, I’d give that one a try over this one.

The Ultimate Stocking Stuffers – Lip Balms

Toss away my mascaras. Give away my blushes. Flush my eyeshadows down the toilet. But touch my lip balms, girlfriend and you just may pull back a nub. I don’t play when it comes to my lip balms. Hence why I love reviewing ’em, collecting ’em and giving ’em away.

How’s this for a lip balm army?

Aren’t they just fantastic? Do any of these babies look familiar you? If not, I’m excited to be introducing three new brands that make soothing and moisturizing lip balms. Plus, if you’re looking for cheap stocking stuffers, lip balms are the best way to go!

Okay, you’re going to hate me for this but the brand is still in the process of launching their website.

Even so, Nature’s Lip Nourishment lip balms are one of my favorites because the main ingredient is shea butter.

Which is nuts! I’ve never had a lip balm with shea butter in it. I use the Kool Mint one every night right before bed. I’m addicted to it and can’t wait for the website to launch so I can deliver more information about pricing and availability to y’all. Next up is MoistStic, a brand whose inclusion of peppermint helps soothe the lips while the tea tree oil helps heal the lips.

At $2.59 a pop, you can grab these ultra-healing lippies from Target, Kroger and online. It isn’t the tastiest lip balm and has a medicinal smell to it, but if you don’t mind it, MoistStic makes for a fantastic winter balm.

The most flavorful of the bunch comes from Surya Brasil, a brand that you can find at Whole Foods.

This vegan brand has some of the of the tastiest lip balms I’ve ever tried. I mean – not that I go around licking balms but you know…it happens. From Acai Berry,Chocolate and Strawberry, I can’t really decide which one I like best.

These beeswax lippies go for $3.49 and would be perfecto if they had SPF in them.

Don’t ask me to choose a favorite. I love ’em all!

Are you a lip balm lover? Which brand is your fav?

Clinique Brings Happiness this Holiday Season

If there was a perfume that could describe my personality, it would be Clinique Happy. This upbeat and cheery fragrance rocks in several ways and Clinique is giving us Happy lovers a darling holiday set. Say Hello to Complete Happiness.

Que bonita, no? I’m beyond tardy to the party because I didn’t even know there were other Happy fragrances. I know, I know. I’m mad late. While I’m a fan of the original Happy ,I reallllly dig the other siblings. A Hit of Citrus. is my absolute fav.

Per this set is, “A happy ensemble of fragrance notes: bright floral Clinique Happy and rich floral Clinique Happy Heart, plus limited-edition Happy in Bloom, Happy Wealth of Flowers and Happy Hint of Citrus. Travel-ready sprays inspire a spritz of happiness anytime.”

Indeed. This is THEE perfect gift for the fragrance lover in your life. For $37, you get five travel-sized fragrances that can be tossed in purses, suitcases, office drawers, glove compartments, anywhere!

Oh! And if you are a bit of a cheapie like me, get the set and give away the fragrances individually. Especially to your favorite young beauties.

I’m such a genius, aren’t I? Actually, the masterminds at Clinique are the geniuses. I’m just taking their shine. 😉

Grab this at Clinique counters and at