A New View in 2014

I can’t believe that I’m just now doing a post in the new year. In the past I’d be all apologetic about disappearing but meh…I’m starting to think that y’all may be used to my sporadic behavior. And that’s not a good thing. I should really stick to a schedule and not leave people hanging.

Has 2014 been good to you so far?

Pine trees

I love the start of a new year. It’s renewing and refreshing. Granted, I feel like you don’t need to wait until a new year to make changes in your life, but if you do, then hey…it’s all good. Better some change at the beginning of the year than no change at all. I’ve been so inspired by nature this year.

Tree over lake

Every day at around 10am, I walk a mile around the perimeter of my office. I look forward to this walk because it’s my chance to get away from the computer, to stretch and look at the sky. That mile walk is the only exercise I get each day so I make the most of it. It’s my little retreat from work, stress, deadlines and social media. Oh, social media. I am apart of the Overshare Generation and it can be so overwhelming sometimes. I’ve been diving into books more and plunging into the lives of fictitious characters is far more entertaining than the “OMG, my big boy is using the potty!” posts that my friends post on Facebook. Sorry, not sorry.

In beauty news, I’ve been rockin’ dark purple nail polish nonstop.

nail polish

OPI’s Miss You-niverse is just…yas! Far from a unique purple polish, I know, but every time it starts a chippin’, I remove it and apply it again. It’s my signature shade for the season.

Here’s hoping that I can be more active in the blogspace this year. Motherhood consumed me (unapoletically so) last year and like many mothers I struggle to find time to myself to do the things that I once enjoyed. But I’m trying. I suspect that it’ll be far easier once Elle sleeps through the night. Yes. This girl is almost a year old and still wakes up every 4-5 hours to grace us with her gorgeous face. We’re so lucky.

Enjoy your day!

Post Holiday Giveaway: Score A Bag Of Goodies From Walgreens and P&G!


The holidays have come and gone and the lovely people at P&G and Walgreens want to make sure you are on your way to fabulous. Both companies have partnered up with Tim Gunn and the People’s Choice Awards to put together a lovely bag of goodies to make sure you are fabulous during your holiday parties and gatherings. From Pantene Damage Detox Cream to Studio 35 Beauty nail polish remover pads we want to make sure you are looking good from head to toe. The bags is full of awesome things, but here are a few of my favorites that I received as samples.

  • The COVERGIRL Bombshell Volume By Lashblast is an amazing mascara. With its 2-step process, it maximizes your lashes to get them longer and fuller. I usually do not like two step mascaras because I think they are pointless, but this mascara actually works and I have been getting a lot of compliments when I wear it.
  • Olay Regenerist Advance Anti-Aging Cream is the perfect gift for your mother or favorite aunt. Olay says that  “In just one day it reduces the appearance of lines, boost hydration and brightness. By Week 2 your skin is noticeably firmer and skin elasticity is improved.” Nice!
  • Venus and Olay Sugarberry Exfoliate Razor is wonderful. It is just now getting cooler in Florida, but every other day I can sneak in a dress or skirt without wearing tights. Having hairy legs is NOT an accessory that is in style. The Venus & Olay razor made my legs silky smooth and hasn’t dried out my skin like other razors.
  • Delish Milk Chocolate Salted Caramel combines my two favorite things; chocolate and caramel. The touch of salt sends your taste buds on a ride that you will want to get on again and again.
  • Studio 35 Blender Brush is a great blending brush if you are new to liquid foundation. I have just started wearing liquid and the 35 blender brush blends perfect giving my skin an airbrushed look and feel.

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Merry Christmas 2013


Hey y’all! Sometimes I feel so guilty for not being the active blogger that I once was. Life has changed (mainly for the better) and I’m finding more purpose in enjoying life’s moments than blogging about them. But that doesn’t mean that I’ve lost my passion for blogging. Even after blogging for 6 years, I am still trying to find my voice in this industry.

But some days (like today), I’d rather soak up my baby’s awesomeness than write about cosmetics. I’m enjoying the holidays and hope to do some restructuring in the new year. Thanks for standing by me through my many absences.


Much love to the Clumps of Mascara family and for those that celebrate it…Merry Christmas!


I Hosted A Care Cards Party!

A few weeks ago, (Grand)Mama Clumps and my sister helped me with a very awesome project. As a Johnson Baby ambassador, I not only get the opportunity to introduce some of their newest and innovative products, but I also get to be a part of showing love to mamas by having a Care Cards party.


A ginormous box of products landed on my doorstop and the task was simple. Organize said boxes and write sweet letters to expectant mothers. As a new Mom, I was all over this project because I know what it’s like to be a pregnant mama and be absolutely clueless. Sometimes the smallest bit of confirmation can make such a huge difference. And pregnant mamas need this kind of support.


Plus, any day that I get the chance to play with markers is a GOOD day.


So, it was quite the honor to be able to write little words of encouragement to so many mamas. We did this over Thanksgiving and chit-chatted away. It took a few hours to decorate the cards, write the sweet words and pack everything up.


There are so many charities that I know would love passing these out to expectant mamas but I thought that the Beta House here in Orlando would be a great fit. The Beta House shows support to teenage mothers through residential programs, educational opportunities and just making sure that younger parents have as much support as possible. Charities like the Beta House work so hard to provide so much and I know that they are thankful for anything that they can get.

For more information about the Care Cards and to send your own, check out Johnson’s Baby’s Facebook page!

The Lipstick League: Weekly Links, Volume 114

Something About Berry

Yay for another post from the The Lipstick League! We are a group of beauty bloggers, bound together by the desire to save the world with beauty, one post at a time!

For the month of December, we’re super-sizing The Lipstick League
and giving you double the fun from each member!


Clumps of Mascara – I don’t think I’ve ever loved a blush as much as I love these little Too Faced Sweethearts. Aren’t they just preciiiious?

EauMG – Hug your auntie! EauMG has last minute gift ideas for sweet nieces and teens!

EauMG – Attention fellow carb lovers, Victoria reviews a gourmand by L’Artisan Parfumeur that smells like woods and baking bread. It’s the ultimate comfort fragrance.

Gouldylox Reviews – This pre-‘poo treatment changed my hair dramatically for the better.

Gouldylox Reviews – Excited about the movie American Hustle? Here’s how to get the looks from the movie!

Lipglossiping – Embraces the spirit of the season with some vampy berry lips courtesy of Aveda!

My Beauty Bunny – Is thrilled to announce the launch of the My Beauty Bunny Cruelty-Free All-Natural AHA Facial Moisturizer! It’s vegan, GMO-free, paraben-free, and oil-free, and packed with good for your skin ingredients.

My Beauty Bunny – Takes a look at The Organic Pharmacy’s vibrant and shimmery All That Glitters nail polish collection and whips up a simple holiday-themed manicure!

Nouveau Cheap – Looking for some last-minute gifts for the bath & body lovers in your life? Here are my picks from Lush for Holiday 2013.

Nouveau Cheap – New for 2014, come take a peek at the Maybelline Color Show Street Art Collection.

Pink Sith – Only a few more days until Christmas! Here are 10 beauty stocking stuffers, all $25 or less, to help complete your list.

Pink Sith – Need a kickass red lipstick to wear to your next PepsiCo Board Meeting to tell them this isn’t your first time at the rodeo? Then you need NARS Guy Bourdin Cinematic Lipstick in Future Red!

Prime Beauty – is getting ready for the holidays with bareMinerals Crystallized Full Face Collection, a blend of iridescent, holographic joy AND it’s on sale. Happy Holidays!

Prime Beauty – found a fabulous gift for the traveler. Whether you’re going away for the weekend or on a long distance trip, you will definitely want the Jonny Bag with you!

Phyrra – shares the best cruelty free beauty gifts for under $30!

Phyrra – loves all things sparkly! Here are her Top 10 Favorite Glittery Beauty Products.

we heart this – reviews bareMinerals Complexion Superstars gift set, and gives you “WOW” worthy before and after images.

we heart this – implores all Black Phoenix Alchemy perfume oil fans; you NEED Scrappy Damsel! It’s a near dupe for their infamous scent Underpants…

Beauty Junkies Unite – Don’t miss your chance to enter to win 5 of the newest haircare products from the NUANCE Salma Hayek line found exclusively at CVS!

Question of the Week:

You can only buy one drugstore mascara for the rest of your life.
Which do you choose??

B says, “Seriously? How can I pick? I can’t. I just can’t. No really…I can’t.”

Can you pick? What drugstore mascara are you absolutely loving?

See you next week!

Esposo Reviews: A watch made out of…wood?

JORD watch on wrist

If you ask the wife, she’ll tell you I have an obsession with watches. If you ask me, I’ll simply inform you that I have a distinct appreciation for quality time pieces that are affordable (usually), functional (always), and just look damn good. So when she asked me if I was interested in reviewing a wooden watch brand, I jumped at it.

You see, in the past year or two wooden watches have become a “thing”. Whether it’s a trendy thing, an “eco-friendly-let’s-save-the-world” thing, or a “let’s be more hip than the hipsters” thing I couldn’t tell you, but it’s definitely a “thing”. I tend to lean more towards the chunky, big faced stainless steel styles, but after discovering there are more than a few brands venturing into the wood market I’ve become curious.

JORD watches

To begin with, the folks at Jord get kudos for making the packaging so appealing. Being a fashion focused brand rather than an eco-friendly brand (according to their website), this should be expected, but in researching their competition I’ve found not everyone remembers that the packaging is part of the experience.

JORD packaging

In addition to the nicely detailed box you also get a monogrammed pillow for the watch to wrap around. It was a nice surprise and a first for me, as I can’t recall having seen that in other luxury watch brands. Another point in Jord’s favor.

The model we were sent, the Sully, is a mid-sized watch made from cherry & maple wood with a 41mm case/bezel, 3 hand Citizen Miyota movement, “scratch proof” glass and a single action locking clasp. It looks just as good in person as on the Jord website and is very comfortable on the wrist (no splinters!). The design of the bezel and links in the bracelet are reminiscent of many stainless steel watches on the market, so the look will be familiar to many, but having it done up in these classy wooden tones does add something different to the experience. Being made out of wood, the watch is also extremely light weight, and I found myself forgetting I had it on. That could be a good or a bad thing depending on your personal taste.


I was really impressed with how smooth and crisp the details of the watch are, as I had some doubts about how well such a product could be executed. Sizing the watch wasn’t difficult at all (I own a set of watch tools), but I was surprised that I only had to removed one link to fit the watch to my wrist. My wrist is somewhere between 7 to 7 1/2 inches in circumference and I usually have to remove 4-6 links to fit my wrist with other brands. This may leave customers with bigger wrists needing to order parts. The articulation of the band is pretty good, however there were a few links whose movement was a little stiff, but unless you’re a watch snob like me, this probably won’t matter to you.

This is a beautiful piece and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend it, but I think Jord does need to be a little more focused on their quality control. Upon close examination, there was speck of paint or fragment of wood on the inside of the watch glass.

JORD case

It’s not very noticeable, but it might make some folks nervous about the inner workings of the watch. Was it assembled in a clean environment? Is there going to be a bunch of saw dust or wood chips gumming up the gears? These are questions that hard core watch buyers may ask.

Another mark against them was the fact that there were a couple of faint scratches on the clasp of the watch.

JORD clasp

I noticed these as soon as I removed the watch from the packaging and had to wonder how this happened even though the clasp was wrapped in a protective layer of plastic?

With an asking price of $139, the Sully is not the most expensive of Jord’s models or wood watches in general, but the level of craftsmanship displayed is stunning and should be a winner with both flower children and the fashion forward.


About the Author:

Esposo is B’s better half. In addition to being a musician, Esposo (which by the way means ‘husband’ in Spanish) is a writer, photographer and audio/visual engineer. He’s a comic book, sci-fi and watch fanatic and adores Baby Clumps. And his strikingly beautiful and talented wife. [editor’s note]

Win a jar of the blinged out Vaseline Lip Therapy Rosy Lips!

Nothing like  good spontaneity on a regular ole’ Wednesday, huh? Remember that time I showed off that gorgeous jar of Vaseline and you went around fuming because you didn’t think you could get one? Think again, sister! I’m giving one away!

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This is going to be a super and quick giveaway though in that you will only have 24 hours to get your entry in. I will be picking a winner on Thursday evening. Sound easy enough?

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