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Elle's Birth Story

Elle’s Birth Story

| January 22, 2013 | 45 Comments

[NOTE: I omitted a lot of the squeamish parts of labor and delivery but if you have any particular questions, I am so okay with answering them in the comments. Like, did I really encapsulate my placenta? Sure did!] I feared a lot throughout my pregnancy. It was ridiculous, really. I am naturally a very […]

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Baby Clumps is here!

Baby Clumps is here!

| January 11, 2013 | 90 Comments

…I mean, woooooow. I am just as shocked as you are. Elle came 3 weeks early and surprised us all. By the way, it’s pronounced “El”. Not “El-ly”. Ellie is cute but you wouldn’t believe how many people have pronounced it that way. Which kinda sorta boggles my mind. I’m so in love with her. […]

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Baby Clumps has a cosmetics case!

| January 4, 2013 | 21 Comments
Baby Clumps has a cosmetics case!

Yes y’all. My child already has a cosmetic bag. And don’t go judging me. It’s not like I  will have her wearing lipgloss just yet. In fact, I’m  pretty old fashioned so even though her mommy is big into cosmetics, Baby Clumps probably won’t be allowed to wear anything until she’s in middle school. Maybe […]

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Baby Clumps: 34 Weeks

| December 21, 2012 | 15 Comments
Baby Clumps: 34 Weeks

Yep. I’m still pregnant. I feel like I’ve been pregnant forever and yet people keep telling me I still have such a looooong way to go. Which just annoys me. Basically I’m cranky pretty much ALL the time. But I try not to look it. In fact, I try to leave the house looking as […]

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Baby Clumps: 32 Weeks + Leave Kate Middleton alone!

| December 7, 2012 | 20 Comments
Baby Clumps: 32 Weeks + Leave Kate Middleton alone!

I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve done an update. The goal was to update weekly but yeah, that’s impossible  because guess who has returned? FATIGUE!! Girl yes. It is back and it doesn’t give a darn what plans I have or how long my to do list is either. Fatigue is a thug. At 32 […]

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Baby Clumps: 29 Weeks + Baby Shower Pics

| November 16, 2012 | 16 Comments
Baby Clumps: 29 Weeks + Baby Shower Pics

Looks like Baby Clumps and I are well into third trimester and things are looking really really good. I seriously don’t have ANY complaints. Which is crazy because last update all I did was complain. I’m starting to discover that I’m having a pretty smooth pregnancy. Well, you know, AFTER I got through the hell […]

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Baby Clumps: 27 Weeks

| November 2, 2012 | 13 Comments
Baby Clumps: 27 Weeks

Confession: I don’t really know how far along I am in my pregnancy. By the time I do the posts on Clumps of Mascara, I am usually way beyond THAT date. So yeah, this is Baby Clumps’ 27th week update but I am really well on to my 28th week. And I don’t even know […]

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Baby Clumps: 25 Weeks + Being A Stay At Home Mom. Yay or nay?

| October 19, 2012 | 25 Comments
Baby Clumps: 25 Weeks + Being A Stay At Home Mom. Yay or nay?

Oh man. What a week. For both Baby Clumps and I. I’ve spent a great deal of this pregnancy being emotionally cool and calm but this past week I opened up a friggin’ Tears Factory. I am sooooooo emotional. And this isn’t like me. I’m a reformed crybaby who has become so thugged out that […]

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