Poop is life. And yes, y’all…you can sit there and clutch your pearls all you’d like but you know it’s true. Pooping is a part of life and it’s a part that I’m not too shy to talk about because um, hello…everyone does it! Who cares? NOT doing it regularly (haha, see what I did there?) is a bigger issue and one that pregnant chicks know all too well. But for the most part, if you’re breathing and you’re human, chances are at some point, today or tomorrow, you will likely take a poop. And that’s where Poopourri Before-You-Go toilet spray comes in.
Yes, this is a real thing. And it’s a cool thing because it works!! I heard about this product yearsssss ago and almost split a rib laughing at it. Not because I thought it was silly but because I was mad that I didn’t think of it first. A pretty natural toilet freshener that traps stinky poop smells BEFORE you…go? It’s ingenious! Poopourri would have saved my entire dorm living experience. Because nothing, and I mean, NOTHING is worse that having to go #2 in a bathroom that you have to share with 40 other chicks. Talk about invasion of privacy.