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Once upon a time, in a land that was free of stinky men’s socks and breast pumps, lived a girl. Said girl spent her entire life moving from house to house and dorm to apartment. She once even lived in a convent. The girl was ecstatic to finally have her own place. She lived alone and could not have been happier.
And then she got married.
She got married to a man who didn’t understand her obsession desire for immaculate living. And now we’re here.