I am so grateful to be working with brands like Zoya who have continued to provide me with press samples to share with y’all. Thank you for always supporting sponsored material, Clumps family! Okay, my bad. I don’t mean to imply that nail polish can be provocative. I meannnnn, I suppose in some ways it can do this but I… Read More
Years Later and I STILL Don’t Like Gel Nails
“I mean, these are SO pretty but I don’t wear nail polish anymore.” the stranger to my right uttered as about a half dozen other strangers and I rummaged through the nail polish section at ULTA. “I know, right?” said another stranger. “Who wears regular polish these days anyway? It’s all about the gel.” “Me,” I declared. “I wear regular… Read More
My Very Boring (and Content) Summer
It has been a lowkey summer. This is not my norm. I generally like to spend summers planning family trips or hangin’ out with my friends. I like to go through a checklist of activities that I want to do and places I want to go. I have some things I want to do. Polishing my nails is always at… Read More
Got Hair Everywhere and…Don’t Care
This post is in partnership with Parissa. Thank you so much for supporting sponsored content on Clumps of Mascara! I have a mustache. And I’ve admitted this to y’all before. I’m not ashamed of this. Why should I be? I’m a mammal and we grow hair. It’s how it has always been. I also have at least 2 dozen little hairs that… Read More
Why didn’t y’all tell me how dope this Lip Sleeping Mask is?
Makeup doesn’t excite me the way it used to. Not even mascara. I’m waiting for this dynamic shift to happen where mascaras will be cool again. Remember that vibrating mascara phase? Not all that practical but I LOVED mascaras then. Mascaras with glitter…not for me but still cool. Fiber mascaras and mascaras of different colors. Let’s face it, mascaras and… Read More
My Desk is the Best
I dreamt about an in-home office for yearsssss. I finally made it happen a few years back. While I do a great deal of work outside of the house, I still like to have a dedicated office space so that I can plug in without stepping on my chiren’s toys. Have you ever stepped on a Lego or tiny babydoll… Read More