This post is in partnership with Parissa. Thank you so much for supporting sponsored content on Clumps of Mascara! I have a mustache. And I’ve admitted this to y’all before. I’m not ashamed of this. Why should I be? I’m a mammal and we grow hair. It’s how it has always been. I also have at least 2 dozen little hairs that… Read More
It’s getting “Florida Cold” up in Central Florida, y’all
This post is sponsored by Olay. All thoughts and opinions are my own. For those of you who are not Floridians, let me explain what “Florida Cold” means. Scoot in a little closer so that you completely understand me. I know this phrase may make outsiders raise their perfectly arched brows a bit. The “Florida Cold” concept isn’t an easy… Read More
Becca’s Ultimate Coverage Foundation aka My New Favorite Foundation
It’s rare when makeup brands come out with foundations that fit me. Yes, girl. I know how pathetic it sounds. I know that it’s 2017 and brands SHOULD be catering to all complexions but…they don’t. They just don’t. I’ll spare you my entire rant mainly because I’ve already blogged about this rant. But don’t think I’ll stay silent on it…. Read More
Guess what? I’m an adult.
This content was sponsored by Olay. All thoughts and opinions are my own. Somehow I blinked, managed to do something right and well…I became an adult. Do you remember the first time you became an adult? Cozy on up for a quick story time so I can tell you about that time I felt like “Ayyyyy, I made iiiiit! I’m… Read More
Summer is Here And I’m Still Not Skinny. Still Don’t Care
Thank you so much for supporting sponsored material. I’m so sick of ALWAYS trying to lose weight, y’all. I’ve been on this train since I was in high school. I kid you not. When I was 16 years old and 17 years old, I adopted unhealthy weight loss diets. In college, I dabbled with protein shakes, the campus gym and… Read More
Shea Moisture, I Love You But We Need To Talk
Dear Shea Moisture, You and I have been rollin’ tight for quite some time. When I first came across you in the sparkling aisles of Target, I was singing to the high heavens. I was thrilled. I was elated. Back when I was dabbling into my pseudo-hippie life, I was on the hunt for brands that were effective and had… Read More